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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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Monday / 414,114 notes

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

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Monday / 297,996 notes

I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms."

Monday / 55,883 notes


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bearded-daddy:

jordanleanne:

the amount of times that a long distance couple will say this to one another and know that even though they may not really be on the way, maybe one day soon they really will be.  wishful thinking.

This is completely accurate. It’s wishful, but true. Don’t know when, don’t know how, but I will be there with you one day babygirl. I promise…

riichshawty:

-cyber kvng//حزينة-


acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via thelonelyh0ur)

Thursday / 399,483 notes

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via trust)

Wednesday / 406,278 notes

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

(via toddssteakhouse)

Wednesday / 52,644 notes


unclefather:

introspextion:

destructables:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

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how is this a masturbation tip

lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*

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Sunday / 100,589 notes

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(Source: hellanaw, via metalhearted)

Sunday / 210,895 notes